Ok, for some odd reason this past week things have been kinda tense at work. Don't really know what the situation is but it has to do with my boss and one of my fellow supervisors. Hmmm...I'll be watching and trying to figure THAT out. On another work thingy, I'm trying to (in a somewhat joking but serious way) get a coworker fired. Let's just say she's not the brightest person and really doesn't contribute much except to the headache that is my antipathy towards her. In any case, I'm keeping an "informal" log of each time she fucks up. Originally I was documenting this on a notepad sheet that has "miraculously" disappeared from my side drawer. Now I'm keeping it as a note log on my Outlook. Lets see if it disappears now!
As for the Madonna re-Invention Tour, after a few days of excitement I've come to my senses. Seeing as how its going to be no where NEAR me, I'd have to fly to a city and just the overall cost of seeing her outweighs the benefits...especially when you consider how poor I am. So I'll just wait for the DVD.
Till later....I'm hoping to get re-excited with this blog. I know I've lagged the past couple of weeks. That's more of a "nothing to write about" thing than just plain laziness.
LATER!!

AHHHH!!! Madonna Re-Invention Tour. I must go. I'm currently looking into the total cost for having to go see her. I think it might end up costing a pretty penny. Eh, you gotta do whatcha gotta do. And I gotta go see her. More info at www.madonna.com

Ahhh....today is the day. FRIDAY!!! Thank god! I can't take all this work crap anymore. I need to rest. Ok...and by rest I mean be lazy. And by lazy I mean LAAAAZZZYYY. In any case, tonite is the Rufus Wainwright concert at La Zona Rosa. I can't wait. I'm getting soooo drizzunk tonite. I can already taste the whiskey and coke in my mouth. And the vodka tonic. And the gin and tonic. And the Long Island. Hmmm....and the buttery nipple (bloody nipple?). And the...yeah, I'm gonna go have a drink :)

hits.

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!

You ooze sensuality and lust!

You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.

You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.

Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!



Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.

You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.

Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.



Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.

Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.



Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.

While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -

As long as there is some privacy.



You are very oral - a master at oral sex.

You love your lover to climax in your mouth.

You love any and every kind of foreplay...

and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.

You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.



As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes

And you are are anything BUT conventional.

Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.

Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!




What's *Your* Sex Sign?

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And here's my book...I love these quizzes.

You're Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

I took this quiz that Alex sent me....pretty nifty stuff :) The link for the page is at the bottom of my "country".

You're Ireland!

Mystical and rain-soaked, you remain mysterious to many people, and this
makes you intriguing.  You also like a good night at the pub, though many are just as
worried that you will blow up the pub as drink your beverage of choice.  You're good
with words, remarkably lucky, and know and enjoy at least fifteen ways of eating a potato.
 You really don't like snakes.
Take the Country Quiz at
the Blue Pyramid

Whoops....daddy did a bad thing. Apparently I fucked up a lil bits. We sells flags in my office and my fellow supervisor manages all that crap. Anyways, he uh paperclips the checks we receive and puts them away in a money box. There's an order to that apparently. In any case, I was looking for a check yesterday and I was rummaging through the checkbook and i kinda somewhat got them all mixed up. My bad :( Aside from that today's a pretty boring day with the only excitement coming in the form of a coat I ordered from jcpenney.com and some glasses i ordered from walmart. Its a sad sad life i lead. Yeah....GOTTO GO

I read the funniest thing and I'm posting it here: A Blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates;but only 10% of that actually make it into his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads....You wonder why the ocean is so salty...
Don't swallow the water!!!

Ahhh....good times. I've recently gotten (is that a word?) in touch with some of my pals from high school. Hmm, its weird how we don't quite keep up with each other as we used to but somehow pick up right where we left off. The true testament of friendship? I suppose. Or maybe we're bored and grasping onto straws of our youth. Nah, its the first one. I really wish I was capable of keeping in touch with people. I'm sooo bad at it. (FYI: If I promise to call you, I probably won't) I'm too expansive of a person to set things in stone. I tend to play things by ear, deciding to finally do something at the last possible minute. Hmm, that reminds me...MY WORK!!

Ok, here's my recap of the preceding days:
My eyes have been irritated so I decided it was the perfect time for eyeglasses. I saw an optometrist and he said the reason for my eye irritation was that when I had pink eye it had caused a scar to develop on my iris and each time I had my contact in in just annoyed the fuck out of the scar. So now I'm getting glasses sometime this week (eeek! high school memories!! BLAH!).
On Monday night I had a crazy dream about my friend Jessica. To make a long story short, she was catching a ride with some friends in my dream and they drove a carrier truck. Well, in the bed of the truck were like cages filled with minature (horse-sized) elephants. There wasn't any room in the cab of the truck so Jessica had to get on top of the cages in the bed. Well anyways, the truck starts pulling away and Jessica falls onto the street. I freak and run to her cuz I figure she's hurt but before I even start moving the cages open and a stampede of elephants step all over her. And she dies.
I'm a weirdo. Anyways, work beckons and so does sleep so I'm gonna try to find a balance between the two.

Ciao.

Aaagh! I'm sooo bored. Work's become dreary today. I think its because the boss ain't in too good of a mood. I'm so happy for my friend Jessica. She's pregnant. This is her second child (her first son, Desmond, is soooo cute [look for a pic of him on my website soon]). I think she should, ahem, name her second son after a very kind and thoughtful friend.
The Academy Awards were awesome. If you know me, you know I love Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. Seeing them win every award they were nominated for was such a treat. Hmmm....it's like the perfect ending.
Omg, I had the craziest dream about Jessica last night. Eh...i'll recap it tomorrow.