Have you ever been so completely surrounded by idiots? Ok, maybe not total idiots; but certainly people that do idiotic things. I just surprises me how little people are willing to think for themselves. I guess it is much easier to have someone direct you to do something than actually trying to solve a small problem. I don't know.

Ok, if you've been following the blog then you know that I have been having some issues with my eyes. Well longer story shorter, I woke up this morning with one eye noticeably redder than the other. All I have to say is that if I have pink eye again, I'm going to completely stop shaking peoples hands and will apply Purell on a constant basis (not that I don't do that now). Someone's dirty ass habits are rubbing off on me and I don't appreciate it. Mmmm, now if I could only track that person down...

Wow! I got an invite to gmail (google mail). I'm so happy. I know I haven't posted in a few days and I just want to take some time now to recap a few of my thoughts. First off, I'm amazed at the influence friendship has amongst co-workers. I mean, seriously, if you fuck-up royally you're probably gonna hear it or worse. But friendship amongst co-workers apparently gives you some leeway and forgiveness is much easier to come by. Second, I love Charmed and the character of "Chris" played by Drew Fuller. After the season finale I was almost devastated that they killed him (maybe devastated is too powerful of a word...how about diappointed?), but I'd been anticipating that for a awhile. However, I ready on Variety.com that he's on the list of returning cast members for next season so who knows! I can only hope. I'm not too fond of writing long entries (yeah right!) so I'll end this now and post some more as the day goes by...

Why does work follow you fucking everywhere! I, at least, have been having that problem today. It just won't let go! Ugh, I'm soo frustrated with work related drama. Especially since it's starting to spill into my personal private time. Blah! It's all crap.

There was a rather nasty image imbued on my mind by my boss. Or rather two nasty images. The first is the Lt. Governor in a banana hammock. The other is the Gov in a a banana hammock. My imagination is officially shot! Nuff said....

Did anyone catch American Idol last night? Oh-My-God! I can't believe they voted off the most talented person on the show! Well crap. I sincerely thought LaToya London was gonna end up winning. I hope its NOT Fantasia. Something about her bugs me. Her voice is alright (if not identical to Macy Gray's). I hope its Diana Degarmo (did I spell that right?). She's the only one that's really shown any amount of significant improvement. This past week she was amazing. Ugh, and personally (and I don't whole-heartedly believe this but still) I think Jasmine's tears bought her another week. She totally sucked and rather than taking it (her poor performance and the judge's critiques), she started bawling. Now she just may be an emotional person but I think when you're out there in front of everyone you need to keep your composure. When LaToya was voted off she handled herself in the most perfect way, the way Jennifer Hudson did when she was voted off. She handled herself with poise and gave her best performance ever.

Ok I'm freaking out. I swear to God I just saw a flea on my desk. A f*cking flea! Now I feel like its on me. I know it isn't but I'm "feeling" it. I'm such hypochondriac (does that fall under that?). Mmm...Vakeetia was sitting here. And she's filthy. That may solve the source of the flea. But how do I catch the motherf*cker?

Hmmm...I'm jealous. Alex got an invite for gmail (google mail...1 gig of free space...HELLO!) and I didn't. Apparently it was because he's an active member. Aren't I active enough. Geebus, there's only so much stuff you can think of to post. I mean really, is anyone interested in the mundane, day-to-day crap I do? I was hoping to use this as a way to express myself profoundly (yeah I know, I fell waaay short of that). But now I want gmail. In any case, I'll be contributing more on here now (I know I said that last post, but now I have an incentive) in the hopes of getting an invite. I'm sooo totally selfish. I love it! Ta-ta!!

Well, here's my first post for the month. I'm gonna take a little time and write a bit about some of my current thoughts and such.
Right now I'm at a creative impasse. I feel the thoughts churning in my head but I'm having a hard time committing it to paper. I'd love to write a short story but the footing is difficult to establish. My poems have been keeping me at bay for now but I'm ready to start something grander. Hmm..well see, I need to vent some of this energy.
Ok, I sooo don't know what I want to do with my life. It seems I'm currently stuck in a rut. I have no real incentive right now to aspire to anything greater than I am right now and that's a sad situation to be in. What I really need to do is get my ass back in school. Call it a case of pride but I'm somewhat pessimistic about going back and not achieving what I think I should. I don't know if I'm ready for the commitment again and I don't want to put myself in the situation if I'm not going to be 100% devoted to it. Add that to the fact that I don't necessarily know what profession I'd like to do. God, why does this have to be soo freaking difficult? I'm envious of the people who know what their "calling" is. I've always had several different interests and an inability to be very decisive in this manner. I don't know what I'm waiting for. Perhaps a sign. How fanatical is that?
Well I'm at work and don't want to put myself in a mood so I'm going to distract myself with a game. Until I need to pour some more out...
Robert

Ok, for some odd reason this past week things have been kinda tense at work. Don't really know what the situation is but it has to do with my boss and one of my fellow supervisors. Hmmm...I'll be watching and trying to figure THAT out. On another work thingy, I'm trying to (in a somewhat joking but serious way) get a coworker fired. Let's just say she's not the brightest person and really doesn't contribute much except to the headache that is my antipathy towards her. In any case, I'm keeping an "informal" log of each time she fucks up. Originally I was documenting this on a notepad sheet that has "miraculously" disappeared from my side drawer. Now I'm keeping it as a note log on my Outlook. Lets see if it disappears now!
As for the Madonna re-Invention Tour, after a few days of excitement I've come to my senses. Seeing as how its going to be no where NEAR me, I'd have to fly to a city and just the overall cost of seeing her outweighs the benefits...especially when you consider how poor I am. So I'll just wait for the DVD.
Till later....I'm hoping to get re-excited with this blog. I know I've lagged the past couple of weeks. That's more of a "nothing to write about" thing than just plain laziness.
LATER!!

AHHHH!!! Madonna Re-Invention Tour. I must go. I'm currently looking into the total cost for having to go see her. I think it might end up costing a pretty penny. Eh, you gotta do whatcha gotta do. And I gotta go see her. More info at www.madonna.com

Ahhh....today is the day. FRIDAY!!! Thank god! I can't take all this work crap anymore. I need to rest. Ok...and by rest I mean be lazy. And by lazy I mean LAAAAZZZYYY. In any case, tonite is the Rufus Wainwright concert at La Zona Rosa. I can't wait. I'm getting soooo drizzunk tonite. I can already taste the whiskey and coke in my mouth. And the vodka tonic. And the gin and tonic. And the Long Island. Hmmm....and the buttery nipple (bloody nipple?). And the...yeah, I'm gonna go have a drink :)

hits.

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!

You ooze sensuality and lust!

You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.

You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.

Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!



Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.

You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.

Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.



Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.

Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.



Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.

While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -

As long as there is some privacy.



You are very oral - a master at oral sex.

You love your lover to climax in your mouth.

You love any and every kind of foreplay...

and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.

You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.



As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes

And you are are anything BUT conventional.

Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.

Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!




What's *Your* Sex Sign?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

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Take the Which Madonna Video Are You? Quiz

And here's my book...I love these quizzes.

You're Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

I took this quiz that Alex sent me....pretty nifty stuff :) The link for the page is at the bottom of my "country".

You're Ireland!

Mystical and rain-soaked, you remain mysterious to many people, and this
makes you intriguing.  You also like a good night at the pub, though many are just as
worried that you will blow up the pub as drink your beverage of choice.  You're good
with words, remarkably lucky, and know and enjoy at least fifteen ways of eating a potato.
 You really don't like snakes.
Take the Country Quiz at
the Blue Pyramid

Whoops....daddy did a bad thing. Apparently I fucked up a lil bits. We sells flags in my office and my fellow supervisor manages all that crap. Anyways, he uh paperclips the checks we receive and puts them away in a money box. There's an order to that apparently. In any case, I was looking for a check yesterday and I was rummaging through the checkbook and i kinda somewhat got them all mixed up. My bad :( Aside from that today's a pretty boring day with the only excitement coming in the form of a coat I ordered from jcpenney.com and some glasses i ordered from walmart. Its a sad sad life i lead. Yeah....GOTTO GO

I read the funniest thing and I'm posting it here: A Blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates;but only 10% of that actually make it into his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads....You wonder why the ocean is so salty...
Don't swallow the water!!!